HEY, I'M LAUREN.
I'm the person that parks all the way in the back of the parking lot, slips on ice 15 seconds later, and justifies it all being worth not getting a door-ding over.
RANDOM YET RELEVANT FACTS:
In 2006, I waited four hours outside of a Best Buy to get Kanye West's autograph only to have a horrific coughing fit in front of him. I've learned to live with the look he gave me.
I love walking long distance at night. There's something about constantly fearing for your life that puts an extra spring in your step.
In another life I would open a used car dealership catered to the needs of sentimental sellers.
I survived a scarring 3 A.M. paranormal experience at a Super 8 in southern Indiana. Give me a chair, 10 minutes of your time, and you'll be sure to sleep with the lights on for a month.